How to Gain Control of Fire

How to gain control of Fire,
In the next ten minutes or so you will have control of fire, ashes and lava.
You will need:
1 1/2 cups of ashes,
4 3/4 cups of fire,
1 cup of lava,
1 bucket of pig's tails,
1 pot of fish eyes,
1 cauldron,
1 oven,
1 cup of bubble mixture,
1 bucket of slime.

Step 1: Put the fisheyes and pig’s tails in the oven for 5 minutes.
Step 2: Add 1/2 a cup of ashes on top of the fisheyes and pigs tail’s for 10 minutes.
Step 3: In the cauldron put the bubble mixture and the slime on a low heat until it turns purple.
Step 4: Add the lava, fire and the rest of the ashes into the cauldron wait 20 minutes and then it is ready to drink.
Effects may include: Turning evil,lost of one of your loved ones.