Pet Diary

Hello! I am Speedo the mouse. I am here to tell you What I’ve been doing yesterday. First thing in the morning I was woken up by my children asking me to open the playground, but I refused so they punched me in the you know what. Oh I felt the pain. Ok I will tell you the next thing. After I opened the playground I started on breakfast. We are having pumpkin seed stew. As soon as I had finished making it I called down all my kids but they all came down at once and all 50 of them bowled me over.
"Then everywhere it seemed there was pixies,Pixies everywhere," I said then fainted.

When I was revived we went to the park, all 50 of the kids were having a great time until I yelled "cat!" we all started running. Then we got away I keeped a lookout so I didn't know where I was going. I walked and walked until BANG! I headed straight into a tree. I think I was knocked out. All the others carried me.

When I woke up I said Where am I. All the others got such a fright that they dropped me. "Pixies everywhere," I said again and fainted. At 11:00 I started my workout on the wheel so I jumped on and started running. I started off slow then got faster and faster and faster and before I knew it I was the speed of light. Then I saw my kids playing catch. Next thing I saw was that one of them threw the ball really hard. It landed in my wheel and pushed me over. Since I was at the speed of light I was stuck to the side of it. Then I was flung off it and crashed into the window. Then I survived lunch.

Then we all started playing catch. Outside was a parade, so I got distracted. Then my daughter Anita threw the ball to me and hit me in the head. Then went all went outside to watch the parade. Then I helped one of my kids cross the road to get candyfloss. He ran across the road, I only walked. Next thing I knew I was hit by a car. Then I found myself in the hospital. The nurse asked me if I wanted anything to eat anything. I asked for a banana. She left and came back with it. She gave it to me then left. As soon as I had eaten it I threw it in the bin right beside the door. But it missed. The nurse came back in. She slipped on the banana skin and punched me in the face. The end. This is my pet diary.