Production Diary Day 1

Dear Diary, Date (Unknown)
Today I was forced by Alexandra to sing to the class.
I was so nervous.
I sang funhouse by P!nk.
Here are the lyrics.

I dance around this empty house Tear us down, throw you out Screaming down the halls Spinning all around and now we fall

Pictures framing up the past Your taunting smirk behind the glass This museum full of ash Once a tickle, now a rash

This used to be a Funhouse But now it's full of evil clowns It's time to start the countdown I'm gonna burn it down, down, down I'm gonna burn it down

9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, fun

Echoes knocking on locked doors All the laughter from before I'd rather live out on the street Than in this haunted memory

I've called the movers, called the maids We'll try to exorcise this place Drag my mattress to the yard Crumble, tumble house of cards

This used to be a Funhouse But now it's full of evil clowns It's time to start the countdown I'm gonna burn it down, down, down

This used to be a Funhouse But now it's full of evil clowns It's time to start the countdown I'm gonna burn it down, down, down I'm gonna burn it down

9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, fun

I'm crawling through the doggy door My key don't fit my life no more I'll change the drapes, I'll break the plates I'll find a new place, burn this sucker down

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, da, da, da, da

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do(9, 8)Do, do, do, do, do, do, do(7, 6)Do, do, do, do, do, do, do(5, 4, 3)Do, do, do, do, do, do, do(2, 1)

This used to be a Funhouse But now it's full of evil clowns It's time to start the countdown I'm gonna burn it down, down, down

This used to be a Funhouse But now it's full of evil clowns It's time to start the countdown I'm gonna burn it down, down, down I’m gonna burn it down.

Then I was sent to Ms Hill. I had to sing to her.

Koru Art

For Maori language week my class did some koru art. Here is mine.

Olympic Opening Ceromony

Hi, I’m Kharn Andersen, and I’m going to be your reporter on the Olympic opening ceremony. Look, here comes Queen Elizabeth. In a parachute? Who’s that jumping out of the helicopter, it’s James Bond!

The Olympic flame has just entered the stadium getting handed to five Olympic athletes. They have just lit up heaps of torches going round and round in circles. Now all the torches are being lifted up to make one big torch.

Now the orchestra is playing. Who is that playing on the keyboard? It’s Mr Bean! Haha he just swapped hands to look at his watch! Now he is pulling a face at the piano player. Ooh, heaps of snot is running down his face! Now he is reaching for the tissues but he can’t without stop playing the keyboard. Then he sees an umbrella and grabs and uses it to play the piano. Then he grabs a tissue. Now it looks like he is daydreaming. After a while the orchestra had stopped playing and waited and stared at Mr Bean when Mr Bean was still daydreaming, doing the same note over and over again. Then he woke up from his daydream and found everyone in the orchestra watching him. Then he finished of the music.

What a performance it was tonight. That is all from me right now. Bye.