Zombies Of Magic Part 1

Once upon a time there were four cities. In one city lived the humans, the second city the elves, third city lived the dwarfs, and in the fourth city lived the goblins. All of the cities hated each other.
They keeped on attacking each other to kill their king or queen. In the human city they had king Lancealot, in the elves lived queen Elevena, the dwarfs king was called Dwin and the Goblin king is king Gravent.

Scene: Elven Forest
“Archer Azzure, can you please get scout team A please? Queen Elevena asked.
“Yes mam!” Azzure answered.
“Yes mam!” Scout team A said.
“Go out and spy on the goblins and see what they planning!” Queen Elevena ordered “Azzure you go with them so we can get some ranged combat!”.
“Yes your majesty!” Azzure and the scouts said.

Scene: Human castle
“Swordsman Mack can you please go with the conscripts to spy on the Elves!” King Lancelot commanded.
“Yes your majesty!” Mack replied “but where are they?”.
“They are training for the mission!” King Lancealot Replied.
“I’ll go get them your majesty!” Mack replied.

Scene: Dwarven city
“Your majesty is there anything you would like me to do? Crin the crusher asked the king.
“Yes Crin, could you and some maceman go and spy on the humans!” king Dwin answered.
“Yes sir!” Crin replied.
“Crin, can you please asked the chef to make me some K.F.C Chicken? king Dwin asked.
“Um ok your majesty!” Crin replied. “Chef, can you please make king Dwin some K.F.C chicken?.
“Coming right up!” the chef replied.
“Yum!” King Dwin said.

Scene: Goblin camp
“Thugs get here at once!” King Gravent demanded.
“What is it your majesty?” the thugs asked.
“Go find Berong the clubber and go spy on the humans!” Answered King Gravent.
“Yes your majesty!” The thugs replied.

Scene: In Between the four cities
“Hey it’s the goblins!” Archer Azzure exclaimed.
“Take no prisoners!” Mack said.
“Kill them!” Berong commanded.
“We will not lose!” Crin exclaimed.
“Who is that?” a conscript asked.
“Who ever it is kill him!” Mack replied.
“There is heaps of them!” Azzure exclaimed.
“I’m going to kill one them!” a scout said “I cut his leg off, oh my god he is still alive, owe he bit me!”.
“Their zombies!” Crin exclaimed.

30 minutes later
“Mack, Azzure, Crin we’re the last ones left!” Berong said.
“We need to warn the kings and queen!” Mack said.
“Then we need to find a base!” Crin said.
“The castle!” Azzure said.
“Yeah because it has good defence!” Berong said.
“Lets go!” Mack said.

Scene: Human castle.
“Your!” Mack started to say.

Scene: Elven forest
“Maj!” Azzure said.

Scene: Dwarven city
“Est!” Crin shouted.

Scene: Goblin camp
“Ty!” Berong finished.

Scene: Human castle
“There!” Mack said.

Scene: Elven forest
“Are!” Azzure said.

Scene: Dwarven city
“Zomb!” Crin said.

Scene: Goblin camp
“Bies!” Berong said.

Scene: Human castle
“All the other cities are coming here!” Mack said.
“What, are you crazy, they will kill me!” King Lancealot shouted.
“Unless you want to be overrun by zombies, they have to come here!” Mack said.
“Ok ok, but why here?” King Lancealot asked.
“We have a better defence!” Mack exclaimed.

Scene: Elven forest
“Your majesty we must evacuate!” Archer Azzure exclaimed.
“Where?” Queen Elevena asked.
“The human castle!” Azzure answered.
“What, not in a million years!” Elevena exclaimed.
“We have to heaps of us will die!” Azzure said.
“Okay, fetch me the speaker!” Queen Elevena demanded.
“Yes, your majesty!” Azzure replied.
“All elves of the elven forest soon we will be the human castle to live there, gather everything you need we will travel at 8:00 at night, the reason why we are doing this is because there are zombies!” Queen Elevena exclaimed.

Scene: Dwarven city
“This is bad!” Dwin said.
“I know and we must go to the human castle!” Crin said.
“Not now not ever!” Dwin said.
“We must otherwise you’re beloved city will be destroyed!” Crin exclaimed.
“Ok for the dwarf race!” Dwin said.

Scene: Goblin Camp
“Well do something!” King Gravent ordered.
“We could go to the human castle!” Berong said.
“What did you just say, you think I will go over to the human castle, I will die, guards take Berong into prison!” King Gravent ordered.

Will the Dwarves and Elves get to the human castle safely. Will Berong get out of prison. Find out on the next Zombies of Magic part 2.

To be continued...

Production Diary Day 1

Dear Diary, Date (Unknown)
Today I was forced by Alexandra to sing to the class.
I was so nervous.
I sang funhouse by P!nk.
Here are the lyrics.

I dance around this empty house Tear us down, throw you out Screaming down the halls Spinning all around and now we fall

Pictures framing up the past Your taunting smirk behind the glass This museum full of ash Once a tickle, now a rash

This used to be a Funhouse But now it's full of evil clowns It's time to start the countdown I'm gonna burn it down, down, down I'm gonna burn it down

9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, fun

Echoes knocking on locked doors All the laughter from before I'd rather live out on the street Than in this haunted memory

I've called the movers, called the maids We'll try to exorcise this place Drag my mattress to the yard Crumble, tumble house of cards

This used to be a Funhouse But now it's full of evil clowns It's time to start the countdown I'm gonna burn it down, down, down

This used to be a Funhouse But now it's full of evil clowns It's time to start the countdown I'm gonna burn it down, down, down I'm gonna burn it down

9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, fun

I'm crawling through the doggy door My key don't fit my life no more I'll change the drapes, I'll break the plates I'll find a new place, burn this sucker down

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, do, do, do Do, do, do, do, da, da, da, da

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do(9, 8)Do, do, do, do, do, do, do(7, 6)Do, do, do, do, do, do, do(5, 4, 3)Do, do, do, do, do, do, do(2, 1)

This used to be a Funhouse But now it's full of evil clowns It's time to start the countdown I'm gonna burn it down, down, down

This used to be a Funhouse But now it's full of evil clowns It's time to start the countdown I'm gonna burn it down, down, down I’m gonna burn it down.

Then I was sent to Ms Hill. I had to sing to her.

Koru Art

For Maori language week my class did some koru art. Here is mine.

Olympic Opening Ceromony

Hi, I’m Kharn Andersen, and I’m going to be your reporter on the Olympic opening ceremony. Look, here comes Queen Elizabeth. In a parachute? Who’s that jumping out of the helicopter, it’s James Bond!

The Olympic flame has just entered the stadium getting handed to five Olympic athletes. They have just lit up heaps of torches going round and round in circles. Now all the torches are being lifted up to make one big torch.

Now the orchestra is playing. Who is that playing on the keyboard? It’s Mr Bean! Haha he just swapped hands to look at his watch! Now he is pulling a face at the piano player. Ooh, heaps of snot is running down his face! Now he is reaching for the tissues but he can’t without stop playing the keyboard. Then he sees an umbrella and grabs and uses it to play the piano. Then he grabs a tissue. Now it looks like he is daydreaming. After a while the orchestra had stopped playing and waited and stared at Mr Bean when Mr Bean was still daydreaming, doing the same note over and over again. Then he woke up from his daydream and found everyone in the orchestra watching him. Then he finished of the music.

What a performance it was tonight. That is all from me right now. Bye.

White Water Rafting

Splash! My raft is now in the water. “Here comes some rapids!” Our helper Bones said. “Forward paddle” he said. Heaps of water flew at my face. Finally it was over. I was glad I didn't fall of. “Stop!” Bones yelled. We could here the Chinchillas yelling “one two , one two.”Then we saw a group stop. We tried to compute why they stopped. So we stopped.One of the instructors called Dion got a group to river cross. He said “Biggest person at the front smallest at the back.”Then it was our turn.I was at the back because I was the smallest. “Forward” Bones said. He kept on repeating it until he said “back”. After that, we got back in the raft and started rafting. Then we saw a group crash into Carnage Corner. “Forward paddle!” Bones yelled. We were heading straight into Carnage Corner. “Hold on!” Bones shouted. I griped on as fast as I could. BANG! I was flung in the air. A couple of hours later we saw a team stop for lunch. The instructor of that team said “ For lunch we are having sandwiches and water melon.” After lunch we saw a waterfall. “Wow,” everyone in my group said. “Here comes some rapids” bones bellowed. “I’m going to make more fun,” Bones exclaimed “left forward right back!”. That made us start to spin. “Woooooooh!” everyone shouted. “Hey look its a whirlpool,”Bones said. “weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,” That was fun I said to myself. A couple of minutes later we were in this pond thingy. We saw other groups doing some wheelys. Then after that we stopped our journey.

Ryan Taylor

Here is my homework on Ryan Taylor.

Ending for The Great White Man-Eating Shark

 Today we have been making our own ending for Margaret Mahy's The Great White Man-Eating Shark. Here is mine.
  “Help shark, shark!” Mrs Scorpio yelled.
Then under water the rare sticky grey ink squid came and squirted grey sticky ink all over Norvin.
“Yuck!” he said as the ink went all over him.
Above the water Mr Leo passed Mrs Scorpio a frying pan and Mrs Scorpio banged Norvin in the head.

Back at Mrs Scorpio’s bakery Mr Leo asked Mrs Scorpio if she had any new pie flavours.
“Yes!” She replied “It’s called shark pie!”.

The end.

In memory of Margaret Mahy 1936-2012.